So guess what? In some places in the world it gets cold and white and windy and it’s called WINTER!! Aerokii explained it was a season, but I tried putting some of the snow on my jerkey and it didn’t improve the taste at all.
In the middle of the winter we found a tower!! It went so high! So we did what any good group of adventurers would do, we began smashing the statues out front. Some of the statues didn’t like that though and began attacking back. I got hurt. It was awful. We killed the statues thankfully, though Ramis said they weren’t actually alive…Did he mean they were zombies? Zombie statues?
We entered the tower and it was all covered in ice and slippery and it was really boring. The second floor was MUCH more exciting though. These big ice creatures attacked us, and Aerokii and Taz got hurt real bad! Ramis was awesome though. He just kept thrusting his big mighty weapon into the enemy. Over and over and over. Thrust in, thrust out. He was a thrusting machine.
I killed nearly everyone, even the pesky ones that were hiding downstairs who would have made that floor much more fun but noooo they couldn’t play fair and wait their turn and instead came and attacked us when it was the other guys’ turn. I’m going to write a very stern letter to them in the morning. As soon as I can find my lettering tools.
After everyone got back on their feet we found this wonderful platform. It let us jump real high in the air! Even higher than I can normally jump. It led us to this room with beds and desk and furniture. Ramis doesn’t like furniture for some reason. Maybe as a child he was touched in a bad by a rogue credenza. Either way, he trashed this desk we found. Thankfully the didn’t destroy his new spear that he ound right then. He only burned some papers, and they couldn’t have been too important or else whoever left them there would’ve fire-proofed them.
On the next level of the tower we fought Winter. It was big and hairy and smelled like a pine forest. Rather refreshing really. We stabbed it and slashed it and pierced it till it died. Same as always.
Then we found a giant dragon egg! With no dragon…But it had sapphires instead!!! Which Taz told me would not taste good. So I didn’t eat them. When I licked them I did notice that they had a minty taste. If it licks good why wouldn’t it taste good? Oh well. Maybe I’ll put one in Aerokii’s mouth and make him swallow it while he’s sleeping. If he gets the runs I wont eat one.
Ramis is looking at me all serious like. Something about holding up the party. Which is silly because Taz is here with me. I’m writing this on his back after all.
Bye for now Journal!